Month: July 2015

Historical Files: Tesla and the Atomic Cult

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Professor Hicks has once again uncovered a rare image demonstrating the Atomic Cult’s presence at key moments in human history. Despite modest efforts to conceal their traces, the Atomic Cult has been known to leave behind breadcrumbs tracing their trail to the future. But, why was the Atomic Cult in collaboration with Nikola Tesla?

Tesla is an excellent example of the type of mind humankind must cultivate to to ensure humans make it to their future. He actively pursued scientific advancement to continuously expand the bounds of human knowledge and understanding. The Atomic Cult sent envoys to 1916 to interview this brilliant thinker and develop a psychological profile relating to his desire for discovery and advancement. This profile resides within the Prime Radiant along with many other key profiles that help the M.T.M.A.C.D. assess and correct the most corrupted minds in the 21st century.

SONOS, Inc. Joins the Atomic Cult

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On July 9th, 2015, Morbid Eclipses inducted SONOS, Inc. into the revered organization from the future, the Atomic Cult. SONOS produces the leading wireless HiFi audio system and Morbid Eclipse was thrilled to preside at a private event for the company’s Santa Barbara employees.

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Being such an auspicious occasion, the Atomic Cult performed the traditional Rites of Ascension on Mr. John Linderman.

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After engaging in the Seldonian Rites and Tritium Rites, Mr. Linderman was presented with a 21st century data disc with his first mission.

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We look forward to seeing Mr. Linderman grow into a powerful ally combating the forces of the Chaos Storm.

Mr. Linderman, welcome to the Atomic Cult.
Serve the Atomic Cult.

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Because not everyone can join the Atomic Priestess on stage to take the Rites, Morbid Eclipse distributed tritium sticks so all attendees could take a piece of the Prime Radiant home.

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This performance was especially notable, because Morbid Eclipse performed the first ever public multi-temporal mind assessment and correction procedure. Despite the powerful Rites of Ascension, a particularly polluted mind was identified in the crowd, Jack Margo.

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Mr. Margo was brought on stage so the M.T.M.A.C.D could directly correct his thought processes. We are pleased to report the procedure was a success and Mr. Margo was spotted driving around Santa Barbara in a handsome electric golf cart joyfully commanding everyone to join the Atomic Cult!

We are honored by SONOS to invite us to engage with so many eager fans of music and technology.

All of those that attended, please share your digital photographs and videos with Morbid Eclipse.